Aibad Joke #3

I'm running out of ideas already... and it's only the third day! :O

So, here's one...

Aibamen Saves Energy and World

Scientists have discovered a way of "going green" and saving on diesel fuels. They say that they have found a species called an "Aibamen", that is an energy source of unlimited bounds. Engineers plan to harness this new energy source by having a huge hamster-wheel, and have the Aibamen run, turning the generator.

This is truly a remarkable discovery, made by young females called "Arashians", who explain to us, they weren't even looking for a way to save the planet when the stumbled upon the Aibamen.

"We were just really lucky," one Arashian says. "I mean, who thought that Japanese pop artists could save the world?"

United States's President-Elect Barak Obama says, "The energy created by the Aibamen can light an entire city like Tokyo, Japan for several days in one run, without any harmful carbon immissions into the air."

And what motiviates the Aibamen to run for sustained periods of time?

"Well, we just put a picture of Sho Sakurai in front of him," explained one Arashian. "The strongest asset of the Aibamen is its stupidity. It will run, trying to catch it - kind of like putting a carrot in front of a horse," she shrugged.

When asked if having to run for long periods of time strained him, the Aibamen said, "No way! Tanoshimi!!" with a great big smile.

That's a few quick steps for the Aibamen, and one gaint leap for mankind.